me: does this look better one pixel to the left or one pixel to the right
me: I can't decide between these two incredibly similar colors
me: should this be on overlay or soft light
me: 75% OR 74% OPACITY

pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

ldkzayn:

Zayn is pretty much the human version of an orgasm

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

oldfashioneddonut:

"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"

image

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

senpai-fetish:

musclesenpai:

dansnotonphil:

blonderamen:

221bismydivision:

if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what

Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.

“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”

"Die Hard"

Die hard

red-russian-spy:

Andrew and Emma avoiding questions about their relationships.

angryniall:

antiteen:

they have socks now lol

But what if you met them while wearing these and as they hugged you, you whispered in their ear, “i’m wearing you on my feet

HW