phatticuss:

Adventures of Oscar Episode 1

shyfrench:

i should stop being kind with people because they love playing with my feelings lol

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

lilyfanciesprongs:

dardeile:

zombres:

chinesesleepchant:

jesseseisenberg:

#pattinson #stop it #one day i’ll actually have to say i like you #and someone will think it’s because of twilight #quick #do something good so i have a well-known excuse

#there is a whole army of secret rpattz fans who hate everything he does professionally but loves everything he says outside of his actual work

#i am one of them #he hates his life so much but he hates twilight more 

 #I just hate your career choices RPattz#but you #are #fucking #hilarious 

#look at your life rob #look at your choices

thurdsay:

after i die i’ll probably still complain

howtocatchawhovian:

its-only-logical-captain:

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

Source

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh. 

moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 

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omg

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how is anyone in australia still alive?

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

capitolsh0wers:

henrycavillsstinkface:

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Dear Social Justice Bloggers

omg who is this gurl

HW