"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."
[BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]
TELL ME I’M A SCREWED UP MESS
[KICKS OVER A CHAIR]
THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN
[SMASHES A LAMP]
TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT MY KISS
[RIPS MY HAIR OUT BY THE ROOTS]
THAT YOU NEED YOUR DISTANCE DISTANCE
This is important
Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
This made tear up for real.
THIS IS POWERFUL
"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"
"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"
"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"
"foreign names are so complicated!!"
coming from people who have 50 ways to spell ashley
Listen, I don’t have a problem with heterosexuals, I work with one, I’m just not sure if I’m comfortable with seeing them on t.v. where impressionable young children can see them.